Trump

Trump to Kim:

Let’s just make this a flash in the pan, not a flash in the sky.

 

Trump to the media:

Fake news – it’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

This drama about statues is a hiding in plain sight!

I had a word to my Whitehouse maintenance crew. All my doors are revolving doors now.

When it comes to meetings with heads of state, I keep trusted advisers close and my junior family closer.

 

Trump to women:

Comb over and see me sometime!

 

Trump supporters: big em up and fake em up,

Trump press: write em up and send em up,

Post Trump campaigners: label em up and wrap em up!