Trump to Kim:
Let’s just make this a flash in the pan, not a flash in the sky.
Trump to the media:
Fake news – it’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
This drama about statues is a hiding in plain sight!
I had a word to my Whitehouse maintenance crew. All my doors are revolving doors now.
When it comes to meetings with heads of state, I keep trusted advisers close and my junior family closer.
Trump to women:
Comb over and see me sometime!
Trump supporters: big em up and fake em up,
Trump press: write em up and send em up,
Post Trump campaigners: label em up and wrap em up!
The speed of decisions – science runs at the speed of ‘genetic expression’. Him speed: ‘will you?’ Her speed: ‘what’s taking him so long to ask?’
The speed of preparation – science runs at the speed of gestation period per species. Him speed: ‘Keys? Wallet? Let’s go.’ Her speed: ‘Let me run through my wardrobe options one more time…’
The speed of sound – science runs at the speed of 343.59 metres per second in dry air at 20 degrees Celsius. Him speed: ‘how much more flirting and banter do I need to provide?’ Her speed: ‘ My phone number is…’
The speed of energy transfer – science runs at the speed that the electrons in a substance get excited. Him speed: ‘I can feel a definite rush of blood to my central extremities’ Her speed: ‘those butterflies in my tummy are back and making my knees go weak.’
The speed of imaging – science runs at the speed of light. Him speed: ‘she looks utterly stunning.’ Her speed: ‘He needs to drink less and work out at the gym more!’