Trump to Kim:
Let’s just make this a flash in the pan, not a flash in the sky.
Trump to the media:
Fake news – it’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
This drama about statues is a hiding in plain sight!
I had a word to my Whitehouse maintenance crew. All my doors are revolving doors now.
When it comes to meetings with heads of state, I keep trusted advisers close and my junior family closer.
Trump to women:
Comb over and see me sometime!
Trump supporters: big em up and fake em up,
Trump press: write em up and send em up,
Post Trump campaigners: label em up and wrap em up!