In the history of the World,

Poems and bathroom makeovers don’t naturally go together,

One soars through the clouds and pilots the mist,

The other deals with the practised and the practical.


But bathroom makeovers argue that they belong in the club.

They are the material to lift your spirits,

And cleanse the body, if not the soul.


Bathroom makeovers so want to create vitality,

Craft manly purpose for craftsmen,

And foster intimate human activity, whether solo or not.


Do most poems do that?