Politicians have a catalogue of excuses the way supermodels have a catalogue of poses.
Do all bad memories eventually become good actions?
You know you’re in London when…
every minute, you hear a plane coming in to land,
every 2 minutes, you hear a police siren in the distance,
every 30 minutes, you overhear two people arguing,
and only every 120 minutes, do you hear the sound of laughter.