Humans have                   Systems have

Doubts                                Probability ranges

Nagging fears                    Outstanding routines

A bucket list                       Outstanding routines

Celebrity envy                   Outstanding routines

Distant relatives                The Cloud

Love & lust for each other        Power & cooling requirements

Satisfaction                        Programme completion

Charisma                            Networked servers

Selective memories          Corrupt disk sectors

Charmed lives                    Uninterruptible power supplies

A fear of robots                Identify robots as just another peripheral to communicate with…